seed

A large phallus that is sought after by many women. It is slighltly larger than that of a thoroughbred horse.

"Look at Champ, he has a seed."

by C'Sandy March 9, 2007

bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

all juice no seeds

The term used when a man has had a vasectomy.

Her: "I don't want to get pregnant..."
Him: "Don't worry, I'm all juice no seeds baby."

by REB65 November 1, 2013

Poppy Seed Bagel

The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...

Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*

by MulluM April 17, 2017

Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

Johnny Chapel-Seed

The act of sexual intercourse in a church or other religious building.

Karen let's skip out on mass, I could really go for another Johnny Chapel-Seed in the back room.

by Quincy Jefferson September 8, 2013

seed zaman

A wet slum dwelling curry muncher

Your a seed zaman

by guy better then seed at r6s January 27, 2018