Screedy

a person who gets mad everytime they get called a nickname similiar to their name that they do not want to be called

Lucas: hi
Person 1: hi Lukie
Lucas: don't call me lukie 2wehfhewrbfiewgfyewqbgyeqb
Person 2: ok Lukie
Lucas: DON'T CALL ME THAT
Person 3: shut up you screedy

by JayMJOfficial December 31, 2020

California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.

I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!

by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

Screwdriver

A male porn star, or a guy who has sex often

he is a screwdriver.
A male porn star, or a guy who has sex often

by Jason Climent April 27, 2008

scrondom

A rubber-like device that is attached to the testicles.

Dude, this scrondoms itchin like hell!

by Graybo & Johnothan K July 23, 2004

screendreamer

n. a person who lacks professional experience and education in creative writing, usually unsuccessful in a non-related profession, but has a desire get into the Hollywood system and figures the best way in is to write and sell a screenplay.

GUY: Two years out here and not one audition, Ma.

GUY'S MOM: Don't let 'em get ya down, hon. You're a great talker. Why don't you show them that first-half of a sci-fi movie you wrote in high school?

GUY: Good point, Ma. I keep forgetting how easy it is to be a screendreamer out here. Thanks!

GUY'S MOM: That's my boy. Fake it till ya make it.

by 818-adjacent January 22, 2011

Scrandy

That something is gross or crusty

Shut your scrandy ass up because you're attitude sucks ass

by Dragon looking dude March 2, 2017

screwdriver

oh the screwdriver, my trusty screwdriver. boy this has come in handy on a few occasions....lolol! just a few.. i think not! yeah man, you can use this bitch for all types of things: ramming up bob and rikkys hair arses, protection, even doing D.I.Y around the house

a screw driver a day keeps the people who hate me and wana kick my phat arse away

by Thomas Johnson June 7, 2003