scon

To steal by taking an item and then leaving the area quickly before anyone notices the item is gone. Derived from a bastardization of "abscond with."

I can't believe she would scon my stapler like that.

by Shinglor August 12, 2008

Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017

scentsy

Scentsy is a term of endearment for an Irish girl with red hair because everyone knows that Irish gals are hott.

Lucky is the man who marries a scentsy. Even the "Boss" wants his tires rotated by a scentsy.

by Nelie Bly March 17, 2011

Sconce

To be overly annoying,dramatic,jerky,bitchy or just flat out gay. see ass hole.

Dude, don't get all sconce on meh.

by Vengence97 February 10, 2009

sconge

/skōnj/ the skin of ones armpit

I had to switch deodorant brands because my sconge is very sensitive.

by neo loggins December 22, 2014

pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.

blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam

by nnarcosis November 3, 2006

scontch

origin: white rock, british columbia
one who is cheap or not lenient on a subject, who will stand by the rules and never let them bend no matter what, also the purveyor of the not so good time, ie:party pooper

scenario:
girl walks in 10 seconds after the bell
teacher says: you have to get a late slip
girl says: mr. lynn! you are such a SCONTCH!

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 25, 2007