schmegma 

The unidentified mess of human penial glop usually containing hair, blood, mucus, semen, or strange crustiness.

"I will have a side of wheat toast and heavy on the schmegma."

schmegma by Big Leon July 25, 2004

schme 

A word somebody will use if they do not want to answer a question because they are at fault on their part.

Euan: dont tell theo but ive forgotten his copy of unholy war again

Lewi: sure thing

*theo walks over*

lewi: hey theo, isnt unholy war a kickass game

Theo: hey, oh yea euan didnt you say youd bring it in today

Euan: schme

schme by lewi dibbin November 12, 2008

schmeckel 

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.

Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.

schmeckel by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

schmagma 

an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

schmagma by Jaytex March 11, 2003

schmegma 

all the dry cum, pee, and any other opjects that get stuck in the extra skin in a uncircumsized penis

you got to clean your schmegma or no girls will like you

schmegma by nick the masterchief April 18, 2006

schmed 

A goof, a nerdy person that thinks he's cool. Someone that sits on a bench in a mall wearing a denim or leather jacket while licking an ice cream cone with sprinkiles.

Look at that schmed trying to be cool. He is straight out of 1985!

schmed by Boirto December 15, 2008

Schmeagle 

n. A person who acts soley in their own self interests despite being looked down upon by society.

That schmeagle over durr just snatched up my lil' youngin's shopping cart without even asking for it. Nom saying.

That obtrusively obnoxious gentleman in the all white fur mink, had the audacity to appropriate that senior citizen's favorite christmas sweater, with nothing more than a cackle as he walked off.

Schmeagle by Dan the Love Machine & Holtzi June 12, 2011