2 definitions by lewi dibbin

A violent game played on astroturf, a ball is hit around the netted astro turf (basically astroturf with a net around it) until the ball is hit at such an angle that it hits sombody in the mouth
this will score you 2 points
there is then a chance that that person may be knoced out
this will get you an additional 2 points
if they are unconsious there is then what is called "tonsil touchdown" in whcih a player needs to succed in ripping out sombodys tonsles and running to the other end of the pitch with them and throwing them on the ground
this will score you an additional 8 points.

i have never seen anybody score over 4 points in tonsil hockey

it is also occasionally mis used to refer to kissing
Larry: AND ITS CRAAAAAAAAAzy weather were having here today frank in this the tonsil hockey world final and the first game of the season!

Frank: it certianlly is larry lets see which of the players are still consious and willing to go on...
by lewi dibbin December 1, 2006
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A word somebody will use if they do not want to answer a question because they are at fault on their part.
Euan: dont tell theo but ive forgotten his copy of unholy war again

Lewi: sure thing

*theo walks over*

lewi: hey theo, isnt unholy war a kickass game

Theo: hey, oh yea euan didnt you say youd bring it in today

Euan: schme
by lewi dibbin December 1, 2006
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