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gentleman sausage

British-English slang for penis and testicles. Dick
Used as a noun in a proper high-society situation, typically among aristocrats. "Why that Gentleman Sausage was distasteful"
by Gunter 909 February 24, 2017
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Shart Sausage

An extreme form of your usual Shart or even more extreme Mudslide. A Shart Sausage occurs when your butthole is so loose, what you believe to be passing wind turns out to be a fully formed bottom log implanted directly into your underoos.
Example

Dude #1: "As if my life needed to be more embarrassing, I totally just let go a Shart Sausage."

Dude #2: Seriously?! Did you leave your buttplug in again? How is that possible?

Dude #1: A cursed combo of Indian and several ounces of cheese...
by Antimattergizmo April 19, 2017
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Proper Sausage

I served Rachel a generous serving of that proper sausage.

Baby I need some proper sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS)

'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
by lzytxtr October 12, 2018
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Louisiana sausage

The act of a man shitting into a condom , leaving it in the microwave for 2 minutes and proceeding to put it in the woman’s ass.
Boy! I put my Louisiana sausagein her asshole last night!
by HairyCrackRedders April 26, 2019
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“HOT SAUSAGE”

A phrase used by Ben Willbond (Actor part of “The Six Idiots”) used to express excitement or amazement
Wow I stink, “HOT SAUSAGE
by GraceyXx May 27, 2021
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South Dakota Sausage

When some male or female uses sausage or hotdogs as a sex toy and shoves it up the rectum or vagina and then eats it afterwards.
Sandy: Oh god that feels so good

Barbara: Let me eat it!

Sandy: Yeah i think we should stop..south dakota sausage is just gross, Barbara.
by michael92394 April 16, 2011
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