salmon dressing

When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.

Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”

by 9tea December 1, 2021

salmonvr8

A gorilla tag tiktoker who is really good at gtag!

Omg look it’s salmonvr8!!! We are done for

by Rosemonke April 21, 2022

salmon lips

An overweight bulbous white male, who has pasty white skin with a pinkish hue, whose lip color matches his skin tone.

Look how stupid that salmon lipped bastards 1/4 socks look. #notacop #salmon lips

by Mitchellshost October 13, 2022

salmonify

verb,

Induction of masculine vocal characteristics onto a female voice sample by altering the pitch and formant; analogous to the colour pink of Atlantic salmon.

Detective Haras asked the audio forensic lab to salmonify the voice recording to make it less annoying.

by germantopdog August 8, 2023

Arabian salmon

The act of depositing the live sperm and eggs of spawning salmon into the open mouth of one's victim while they are sleeping.

"I'm so angry at Blaine. Let's give him an Arabian salmon tonight."

by Zack.Eric. December 15, 2011

akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

Sneaky Salmon

The act of putting a live salmon down the back of someone's pants, then yelling "SNEAKY SALMON SNEAKY SALMON" and dancing as they struggle. Yes, you will be held accountable if you are caught sneaky salmonning somebody.

"Wow did you see that guys face when I sneaky salmoned him"
"Yes, what a blast"

by DatAMAZEBALLSHippoYAR! May 13, 2017