seattle sea goggles

Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.

While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.

by Milf Man Von Pussymunchkin April 21, 2016

seattle banjo

When one spreads a spoonful of Nutella on their partners spreaded butthole. Back and front of spoon and then licks it clean before slapping the convex side spoon on their partners cheeks

I gave that girl the best Seattle banjo I've ever tasted.

by Semendenim365 January 4, 2017

seattle sweatshirt

When your fucking a dirty, hairy tree hugger from Seattle and when cum in her mouth it blows her head off like Curt Kobain

I gave her that hobo hobby the Seattle sweatshirt

by Fire 12 March 11, 2017

Seattle Thunderstorm

The act of exploding liquid diarrhea on a partner's chest while urinating uncontrollably all over their face while their mouth is open.

I didn't know I had a Seattle Thunderstorm brewing when i took her home last night, boy was she surprised!

by THEgRAPE-briGAYde69 August 22, 2017

Seattle Storm

While receiving a blow job from your girl, you ejaculate into her mouth, and she stands up and sputters it out over you in the fashion of a lawn sprinkler.

Grab your umbrella.

James: Angela surprised me with a Seattle Storm last night.

Ryan: I hope you brought your rain Poncho!

by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017

Scatter Tats

The trendy style of stamping the body with random tattoos with no identifiable theme or pattern. Common amongst hipsters and your basic,yet edgy, white girls. See any girl that has recently moved to Portland. Term coined by Kelly Quinlan, circa 2017.

I don't mind the look now, but after you are married and have 2.5 kids with her, those scatter tats are gonna look awful.

by Juicy Jerome January 18, 2019

Seattle Calo

A tight sphincter helmet originating from the northwestern region of the United States.

That guy dropped the Seattle Calo right on him didn’t he?

by 2wheelin2dn July 16, 2019