Brown-eyed Snake Charmer 

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer by theinstigator September 16, 2016

paradise tree snake

a flying snake that's crazy...also it can eat animals in the air (head first)

Damn, it's a paradise tree snake!

paradise tree snake by justin82 May 30, 2006

cat snake 

A ferret. Called a cat snake because they have mammalian characteristics of a cat but are long and squrimy like a snake. Ferrets aren't any kind of cat or rodent, they're actually a domesticated weasel.

The cat snake is rolling in my laundry basket.

cat snake by Molly the Ferret May 25, 2012

Solid Snake 

Military operative who is a member of Foxhound, a military unit specialized in special assignments such as infiltraition.

Retired from Foxhound after the Zanzibar incident and since then became a musher in Alaska until he was abducted for another assignment called Shadow Moses.

Upon the completion of that assignment he became an independant agent along with Otacon, who he rescued from Shadow Moses.

"Wow... Solid Snake completely kicked his ass."

Solid Snake by David Auger April 19, 2003

Billy Shakes 

A nickname for William Shakespeare, which is way to long to say in casual conversation.

Felix: Did you read the Billy Shakes assignment for English last night?

Cornelius: Yeah, I liked the part where everyone died at the end.

Billy Shakes by Wile E. Ferret July 4, 2005

parlor snake

A deceitful and promiscuous man who calls on naive women and carries out most of his dealings in the parlor of the women in question. Somewhat like a snake in the grass. Seen primarily in fiction of the pre-World War I era.

I don't know why she even sees him! He is a complete parlor snake!

parlor snake by jfw1926 November 25, 2013

smushing snake

Slushing your Weiner against a window

Butters, stop smushing snake

smushing snake by A7XAngelA7X666 December 28, 2016