rim-seat

A rim-seat is an adjustable stool with a toilet seat attached that can be lowered over a guy's mouth so he can lick your asshole and give you a randy rim-job.
My cadet roomie, Matt, bought a rim-seat, and when he wants to be rimmed, he brings it out and has me lie down on my back underneath it so I can give him a rim-seat-gasm with my tongue up his asshole!
by USAF Cadet June 02, 2021
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Booster seat

Where you sit on top of another person and shit between their legs into the toilet
"no doors on this stall? Well looks like I may need to be a booster seat today"
by Parale March 06, 2019
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Seat Ibiza

Wow have you seen that Brad kid driving that Seat Ibiza.
by pedocar April 01, 2021
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Disbelief seat

The act of staying in your seat despite seeing someone who appears to need the seat more.

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Sitting in a seat marked for the disabled or elderly because: "its unlikely anyone disable or old is gonna get on the bus"
Guy: "That mans limping maybe we should move"
Guy 2: "Na hes faking it, anyways ima stay in my disbelief seat"

Woman: "excuse me that seat is for the elderly"
Man: "yeah no one old gets this bus so this is my disbelief seat"
by illmadic August 16, 2010
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bus seat

When you sit down in a chair that has been farted in and you get a waft of what's inside.
Ohhh man I just got a waft of that bus seat.
by Radwick November 26, 2016
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Seat Rash

Sitting watching either a movie, a play, a speech, a sporting event, or any other event that would have you seated and you are bored and in your boredom you fidget in your chair to find a suitable and comfortable position to continue not enjoying what you're viewing.

When wanting to inform someone in your party of how you are developing a seat rash it is best to do so in a whisper for everyone knows that whispering denotes importance and if you whisper you have seat rash you will have their attention and no one else will hear your private conversation. Though if they know their Urban Dictionary those that are watching will know what kind of problem you are having.
*whispers* This guy is giving me a case of the seat rash. When is he going to shut up? Better yet when are we gettin' out of here?

*whispers* This movie is such a seat rasher.
by J_Jammer January 21, 2009
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ringside seat

I have to go, Marian, I have ringside seats.
by Huw Clement August 01, 2005
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