my salsa

The guy version of milkshake.
What you have : a guys good looks and body.

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance and take off their underpants.

by brendan May 6, 2004

U.S. Navy Seal Team Six

An Elite group of U.S. Navy Seals.

Most notably, they are the elite group responsible for the killing of terrorist, Osama Bin Laden.

Osama Bin Laden: No one will get me now, I'm so totally invincible and brave, hiding here like a little bitch.

U.S. Navy Seal Team Six: "Roger that, tango in my sights, over". ...... "Headshot".

by Tea Bird September 24, 2011

seal hater

when one says a short goodbye providing they will be back again.

seal hater Jim, Bob, everyone else who dont give a shit. call me.

by trueheartproductson December 26, 2008

Salsa-monella

Salsa in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Guacamole-coli.

Sandi must have gotten into the salsa-monella at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010

Seal time

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf

Do you want to go seal time on a bag of weed, wanna go arf n arf?

by Rafrooda October 9, 2011

sealed unit

The desired result of completely sealing something up.

Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.

Chrissy: I am definitely damp inside my waterproof jacket and trousers and it's not from trying to pee in a cup to save me going to the portaloos. My sealed unit is compromised.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.

by Tee Elle See August 5, 2011

Seal Kisses

When a female places both hands firmly against the lower-side sections of her breasts and pushes them together in a repetitive motion. If motion is executed quickly enough, the sound of the breasts smacking together gives off a kissy kiss noise. Can also be done by males although slightly less attractive opposed to a woman practicing the art of the Seal Kiss.

George: Hey Tim! Did you see Jen give her twins the Seal Kisses?

Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler

by SealManONE August 25, 2011