Definitions by Assquatch40

Guacamole-coli 

Guacamole in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Salsa-monella.

Sandi must have gotten into the guacamole-coli at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

Guacamole-coli by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010

Salsa-monella 

Salsa in a communal bowl which acts as a magnet for bacteria and germs, greatly increasing your chances of food-poisoning. See also Guacamole-coli.

Sandi must have gotten into the salsa-monella at the party, 'cause she spent the entire next day on the toilet.

Salsa-monella by Assquatch40 January 3, 2010