School

Government-mandated internment camp for children under 18 to prepare students for wage-work, while stressing them and diminishing their critical thinking skills.

Alex: Don't you miss the good old days back in school?

Trevor: You mean that nauseating, daily, god awful experience that began at the ass-crack of dawn.

School by RealJay January 4, 2021

School

the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet

the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world

also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities

has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them

The fuq we have school tomorrow

School by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021

School

Nothing but pain, suffering, and torture

Me: Why does school enslave kids so much?
Julio: cuz life hates us

School by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021

School

Hell
A place were girls think they are the shit.

Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets.

And fags are there too.

And Sappy teachers who hate you.

Mortal Kombat takes place in hell, meaning school is a fight, meaning that school fucking sucks balls.

School by Jurles Rames December 9, 2008

school

A place also named hell where they try and teach you shit you have no use for.

School is hell, why do i even have to know algrebra.

school by Connormast12 October 17, 2007

School

1. The equivalent of the Prison, which is an equivalent of Hell.
2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed.
3. Place where they teach you lies.
4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you.
5. Place where many pedophiles work.
6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.

"No,no,no,no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -me (and everybody else) before going to school.

School by Schoolhater February 1, 2008

School

Where children go to die, and adults are born.

School student: Hey, congrats of graduating! Wanna go imagine some stuff?
Graduate: No, I have no time to imagine, for I need to go and get a job so then I can earn money and to buy irrelevant material goods and food, and by doing this I will be giving cheap labour to whom ever hires me, until I become so depressed I end up killing myself.
School student: I'll go get my gun.

School by Mr. Wafflessss November 7, 2010