bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)
Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!
My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!
My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!
by hadleyyy March 12, 2022
Get the bing schlongmug. most people don't know what a schlong is, but @amplifiedpoop2 on twitter does. please go ask him to clarify if it is needed.
by dumbasjax January 4, 2024
Get the schlongmug. A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022
Get the King Kong Schlongmug. I'm pretty sure you already know this
by lickitusfikitus November 15, 2021
Get the Schlongmug. Someone who is very sexually active with one or many partners is said to be "slangin schlong". Throwin it up in there. Beating up them guts.
by The Real Dink May 27, 2023
Get the Slangin' Schlongmug. An absolute beast in the bed, the longest of male genitalia, the subway sandwich that you always get. The schlong is a massive cock that all the ladies want, they will die for a one-nighter with this 7-footer. They get horny just thinking about this long, sometimes black, schlong. If you want to experience a schlong for yourself, you want to aim for the darker human males, they are born with the BBC, sometimes measuring in the double digits. As a wise man once told me: "Blacker is bigger.", and he sure was right. The gods of the schlong usually have a lower intellect, and most of the time have the following names: Chad, Dequavious, Tyrone, and Jacob.
Joseph: Holy shit Tyrone, you got a monster in there!
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
Tyrone: Yeah, I do nigga. Eat this schlong right now.
by Toasted Toebeans November 4, 2022
Get the Schlongmug. 