Rub club

The girls equivalent to the mans spank bank

Oooh girl his body is so fine I'm gonna definitely put him in the Rub Club for later ;-)

by xSmizeH2Tx November 27, 2014

Funyun Rub

The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner

"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."

by RJ Dicktiddles February 16, 2017

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.

Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!

by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014

Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*

by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018

rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.

Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!

by zbastardman November 12, 2016

Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016