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Dry Rub

A wank with no lube.
God I ran out of lube the other day, had to dry rub it
by Belvis Parsley February 19, 2020
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Celtic Rub

This is the female version of the "happy ending" or "quick release" massage. Most masseurs are not willing to risk their jobs by giving female clients orgasms, but the ones that are, call it a "celtic rub."
Excuse me, do you give celtic rubs?
by Skippy Weymouth March 12, 2017
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Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.
An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."
by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023
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Rub Smucker

Very gay person, who is obviously hiding their homosexuality. Originated from Vermillion Ohio but now sees widespread use in Ohio and West Virginia.
Wow, that guy was a rub smucker!
by Jon Holtkampf October 21, 2014
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Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm , back, etc. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used for apolagising too.

A sympathy rub is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used on a friend, acquaintance, family, etc. It shows affection without having too much contact like a hug might. It is a good all rounder and works in many situations. It can even be used to break the ice.
Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*
by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018
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rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.
Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!
by zbastardman November 12, 2016
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Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.
Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.
by Quix Skate October 22, 2016
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