royal wee

When a man chooses to sit down to urinate.

He didn't like to stand at the urinate, he preferred to do a Royal Wee.

by notaspaceship May 23, 2017

The Royal Rescue

Sex act. When you put a crown on your partner and perform anal sex until they ask for help, then you turn the around, make them call you their hero and take your reward... anal sex.

I gave Janet the Royal Rescue last night, today she had not choice than to call me sir John.

by Cafetero October 1, 2019

Royal delivery

When 5 guys cum in each hole on a girls face and then she suffocates

I’m not sure but I think she wants a “royal delivery”

by Tassive mit May 9, 2023

royal alexander

The process by which a woman regurgitates on a man during intercourse, especially while she is giving head

She totally gave me a royal alexander

by Steebk September 5, 2015

Royal Me

Donald Trumps worldview is entirely about how things impact him, hence the Royal Me.

I don't care if your retirement account is off $20,000 in two days, Brexit has been great for me! (used as Royal Me)

by dmossi June 27, 2016

royal welcome

When a new fish gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave poor cyril the royal welcome, cyril will never be the same again, first time he was raped.

by jonbatz March 20, 2016

royal ghost

a card which is criminally underrated and is often used in mid - high ladder level decks. This card is also good for counter for swarm cards and medium damaging cards.

Person 1: "yo, do u use royal ghost?"

Person 2: "nah bro, tf is that"

by 8.1 musketeer cycle February 20, 2022