The rolling Theorum

The Rolling Theorum is an equation used in current day mathematics. It can be used to find out a large amount of information about geometry when reduced properly (cylinders, specifically, hence the name "Rolling Theorum.")
This equation must be solved for y where x = Z||R and is as follows:

y = ((R²I²CK)/RI) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL))

so, we have to start by dividing the left side of the plus sign. Which leaves us with..

y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(R²)(EL))

Next, we come to the R², which is (RR)

y = (RICK) + (2X)/((BA)(RR)(EL))

And to make it easier to read, we'll leave it as R²

y = (RICK) + (2X)/(BAR²EL)

Now we come to the 2X. We said earlier that it was equal to Z || R, which means Z or R. So let's plug this in..

y = (RICK) + (2(Z || R))/(BAR²EL)

Now, any StarFox fan will recognize this as a Barrel Roll, as 2 times Z or R is a Barrel Roll.

y = (RICK) + (BARREL ROLL)/(BAR²EL)

Simplify BARREL..

y = (RICK) + (BAR²EL ROLL)/(BAR²EL)

divide what's on the right side of the plus sign..

y = RICK + ROLL

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. Y = RICK ROLL. AND THIS IS TRUELY WHY IT IS CALLED THE ROLLING THEORUM.

"DAMNIT DUDE, I got Rick Roll'd from The Rolling Theorum today!"
"I can use the Rolling Theorum to determine the Length of this Cylinder"

by Anonymous - 0GM January 8, 2009

keep the ball rolling

Maintain a level of activity in and enthusiasm for a project.

Although we lost our project lead, it our responsibility to keep the ball rolling and meet our target.

by LeoRuab October 9, 2013

Steam Rolling

The act of when someone rolls over you and yells "Steam Roller". You get squashed

Leah's favorite thing to do is steam rolling people in a bed.

by Bridgemaster3000 October 12, 2008

Rolling like a [ninja]

Said whenever a friend, random person, etc 1. sneaks up and scares the crap out of you.
2. Looks like he could've auditioned for the Batman movies...
3. Kicks ass like no other
4. Uses "poser" ninja moves. Like bad kung fu movies.

Rolling like a ninja

by iaear0709 August 10, 2008

Rolling-Pin

Insert two fingers deep into the anal orifice and insert two fingers of the opposite hand into the vaginal orifice and spin the female back and forth - back and forth like kneading dough across the bed. Use her like a rolling-pin.

Mother of pearl, Joey gave Sally Jane the Rolling-Pin and she loved it. Said it was the best time of her life! She felt like she was making pizza!

by Dick Beck December 30, 2009

Rolling Fat

To have a good car, or to have a pimped out car.

"Dude my new car's so tight! I'm rolling fat and ALL the girls want me now!"

by Sarabi March 20, 2008

rolling in the Laurier's

the front of the Canadian 5 dollar bill features a portrait of Sir Wilfrid Laurier, similar to how the American dollar bill has a portrait of Benjamin Franklin. this is similar to the term "rolling in the benjamins" but for Canadians who are poor.

canadian 1: hey you wanna go pick up a new sled with me today?
canadian 2: nah, im only rolling in the laurier's lets go for a timmys run instead.

by AutismPrime September 2, 2010