Religion is like a penis:
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.
1)
I am religious.
2)
I LOVE my religion!
3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!
4)
Suck my religion, little child.
I am religious.
2)
I LOVE my religion!
3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!
4)
Suck my religion, little child.
by Morate November 2, 2011
Get the Religion mug.An insane retarded person with their head in the clouds who believes "god" answers prayers and is the answer to everything
Anne Frank thanked god for her religious believes while villain germans were living it up while she and others suffered
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1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.
2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..
2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..
1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.
2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.
2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008
Get the losing my religion mug.A strong belief and following in a higher/supreme being. Many follow a strict code of moral conduct which can vary from religion to religion. A very sensative subject to most people. One of the main causes of war and violence. If you want to piss someone off very fast, attack their religion.
Famous examples include the Jesuites vs. the Japanese in the 14th century and modern Christians vs. everyone else.
by Matt August 9, 2005
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by Falconrath January 31, 2004
Get the Religious Right mug.Relegion is many things:
-The cause of endless bloodshed, violence, hate, and discrimination.
-Science's arch-nemesis.
-An easy way to explain our existence without having to pass 8th grade.
-A emotional crutch so people can feel all warm and cozy inside.
-The cause of endless bloodshed, violence, hate, and discrimination.
-Science's arch-nemesis.
-An easy way to explain our existence without having to pass 8th grade.
-A emotional crutch so people can feel all warm and cozy inside.
by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006
Get the relegion mug.Hellenic religion, what are our differences from christianity and Hellenic religion? We are Religion, it is a fraud. We are Hellenic religion. We believe in Gods co-existing with the Nature, it believes in an extra terrestrial god who hates Nature. We protect Hellenism, it destroys Hellenism. We forge the Hellenic consciousness of Hellenes, it makes the Hellenes adopt jewish spirit and habits. We bring love, peace and wisdom, it brought hatred, slaughter and evil. We are in Greece, Greek
What do we want? To liberate Hellas from the dictatorship of the sect of nazarenes. To name Hellenes after ancient Hellenic names. To teach in our schools the Hellenic Religion. Respect for the Nature. To rebuild and re-function all Holy Hellenic Temples. Extension of our ideological and cultural borders. World domination of the Hellenic Spirit.
What is to be done? The Holy War never stops. We are flooded with anti-hellenic beliefs that destroy our Language, our Religion, our Civilization, our Race, our Nation. The Hellenic cultural components are banished. But Gods have not abandoned us. They shall lead the battle and they will enforce Justice until Truth shines. We shall ruthlessly crush the neo-byzantine enemies of the Nation and Hellenism. We shall banish the “orthodox” sect of nazarenes that pollutes the Hellenic Nation.
Why all these? The nazarenes must feel the same pain we feel. That is the only way they will understand us, that is the only way to stop them committing atrocious crimes against Hellenic Nation.
*nazarens = christians
What do we want? To liberate Hellas from the dictatorship of the sect of nazarenes. To name Hellenes after ancient Hellenic names. To teach in our schools the Hellenic Religion. Respect for the Nature. To rebuild and re-function all Holy Hellenic Temples. Extension of our ideological and cultural borders. World domination of the Hellenic Spirit.
What is to be done? The Holy War never stops. We are flooded with anti-hellenic beliefs that destroy our Language, our Religion, our Civilization, our Race, our Nation. The Hellenic cultural components are banished. But Gods have not abandoned us. They shall lead the battle and they will enforce Justice until Truth shines. We shall ruthlessly crush the neo-byzantine enemies of the Nation and Hellenism. We shall banish the “orthodox” sect of nazarenes that pollutes the Hellenic Nation.
Why all these? The nazarenes must feel the same pain we feel. That is the only way they will understand us, that is the only way to stop them committing atrocious crimes against Hellenic Nation.
*nazarens = christians
The first question we make is: Do you believe in Gods? Gods - Hellenic religion
The answer: I beleive will determine the fate of the accused. That is the essence of militant Hellenism.
The answer: I beleive will determine the fate of the accused. That is the essence of militant Hellenism.
by Marco123 December 24, 2007
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