Ryan

the act of being so fucking metal to the point of pure brutality.

shit dude that was so fucking ryan!

by The time October 5, 2008

Ryan

Ryan is the love of my life and the only person i want to spend forever with. <<33 Forever and Ever Baby

Ryan will you marry me?

by JessicaBabydoll December 14, 2008

ryan

A guy who always forgets people's names, and is faking his own. His real name is Riley.

Ryan?
No, his name is Riley. Don't trust him.

by thuglyfesdahood August 14, 2015

ryan

such a dick, all he does is jack off and plays xbox

Never date a Ryan.

by Robert Mcguirl August 29, 2017

ryan

The ultimate respecter of wahmen. Despite this skill, he is still single. A luxury few can afford

"Ryan is sooo nice, I wish I could find a guy like him, thats not him."

by NotAGuyNamedRyan August 5, 2017

Ryan

A totally apeshit crow guy who bursts in on your day to day buisiness in Columbia. Who throws crows everywhere with no regard for anyone's safety. The crows peck, burn and caw like a scene kid being punched.

He spares no man, woman or child.

Guy 1: It was terrible. He threw crows at them until they were pecked to death. Then crows came out of their corpses, some of them were even electrified.
Guy 2: Yeah, that Ryan's really something

by ErectClown March 31, 2013

Ryan

Ryan is extremely buff and known to break down walls and bench people for fun.

"Dude did you see Ryan last night?! He broke down the fcking wall because no one had a key!"

by Dave Bibbs October 24, 2008