Persian Rug

To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair.

Tom's Chest was hairy after sex because Jack gave him a Persian Rug

by nidoking October 16, 2014

anus rug

the somewhat large tuft of hair located on the lower back(just above the dirtbutton) that is primarily used to wipe semen from the head of one's penis, following rigorous anal between two preferably gay partners.

Good thing I have a fluffy anus rug because after Patrick totally sprayed into me his penis was covered in his seed.

by Landon Stanley October 14, 2011

red rug

The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.

Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.

by Vincinerator January 26, 2010

Rug Job

The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.

Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!

by Golde June 28, 2008

Rug burn

The act of scissoring so vigorously that it results in a burn similar to that of which you receive from sliding in a carpet.

Dyke 1: Do you wanna scissor?

Dyke 2: No sorry, I have rug burn

by Zlegand July 3, 2015

bear rug

Is a large hairy individual that usually is obnoxious and unhygienic

"hey dude, bear rug ahead"

"man that guys a total bear rug"

by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 7, 2011

Greek Rug

A welcome mat for females when they pull down a man's pants to find a perfectly groomed patch of pubic hair.

Extremely popular in among the Mediterranean countries as far West as France.

Last night I went down on Jason and he totally had an itchy greek rug.

by panagalokis October 24, 2010