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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
mugGet the Rent-a-copmug.

me rents

me rents is a spanish verb which means to agree on something or to find something worthy.
-Do you think we should meet up before going to the party?
+Me rents.
by anonymous December 15, 2023
mugGet the me rentsmug.

Low rent punk

The dude that works at the parts house where you get parts, is infinitely more intelligent than you but never really helps any situation....probably lives with his folks and is in his early thirties
I talked to the boy at the parts house the other day and thought I had found an alternator for a work truck...turns out he’s just a low rent punk
by SAdrian July 31, 2018
mugGet the Low rent punkmug.

Rent

The best musical ever created! It is about bohemians having to face drugs, aids, breakups, and LOVE. Once you watch it, then chances are you will become OBSESSED.
Oh my god, I finally watched rent and it is amazing!
by rent_fangirl September 5, 2018
mugGet the Rentmug.

Rents

“Hey bro wanna hang tonight?”
“Naw, sorry bro, hangin with the rents tonight :\”
by Ayosteve56 July 1, 2018
mugGet the Rentsmug.

Rent-A-Boyfriend

When several guys go on a fun trip with women in the middle of the desert surrounded by a lot of drinking, gambling and weird crackheads aka tweakers who creep them out!! When this happens they refer to this term as a way of protection.
“Omg we love our Rent-A-Boyfriends” “Omg where’s the Rent-A-Boyfriends I’m getting creeped out
by Hockeynatty13 January 30, 2022
mugGet the Rent-A-Boyfriendmug.

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