A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023
Get the Punt-tardmug. A Petty Cunt = Punt.
- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.
A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.
- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.
A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.
1. Sally is usually very nice and likeable, but she's a neurotic perfectionist. She'll turn into a huge punt if the tiniest thing is not to her liking. She will make everyone's day a living hell over something insignificant.
2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.
2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.
by Glam Kitten November 13, 2011
Get the Puntmug. Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punting trip to craigslist!
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punting trip to craigslist!
by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023
Get the Puntmug. by thefatoftheland January 11, 2018
Get the puntmug. the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.
by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017
Get the cunt puntmug. by Bodenmummy March 2, 2022
Get the take a puntmug. by Misinformation January 2, 2024
Get the I'm gonna punt you to the moonmug.