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nookie points

If you keeping hitting on me, I’m gonna charge you nookie points.

You owe me 10 nookie points - that’s worth a blowjob.
by Thembigjobs February 9, 2021
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Breaking Points

A political show on YouTube with the host Saager Enjeti and Krystal Ball.
Wow I can’t believe that Breaking Points gained so many subscribers in a short amount of time
by Ferlegend27 November 29, 2021
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Health Points

Health Points, a elongated version of the well known "HP" term in some well know video games.
Defining how much supposed "health" a character has in some sort of game.
Usually, Health Points(HP) is usually a bar that decreases every time you get damaged.
Or do something you are not supposed to to, not wanting the Health Points draining to zero.
When you "Run out of HP(Health Points)" you die in the game, never in real life.

Slang Terms:

When someone says they are "Running low on HP" or "Loosing HP" it means that they do not have many Health Points left, and or actively loosing them as they need assistance quickly because are more vulnerable to die in the game.

When Someone says they "Need HP" or say "I need a Medic/Healer" it is the same as the last one, usually in a game where there is healing involved a player will say this phrase to tell other teammates that they need Health Points fast because they are vulnerable. Hey usually say this because if they don't they'll die in game.
A Random Player: I died!

Another Random Player: Your HP went down that quick? You have to get better at this game.

A Random Player: You're right, I need to stop loosing so many Health Points at once! Maybe I should go this way instead...
by BafflingSpy3294 April 4, 2022
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Wet Points

Weh•Tuh•Poi•nnnntsss
Latrell: Yo Bro, You Hear That New Billie Elish Song, Bad Guy
Donovan: Can't Stand It Bro, Too Many Wet Points
Latrell: Not Really
Donovan: Uhuh
Latrell: Whatever
by • JΛKΣ • January 27, 2022
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miserable points

A points meter of the dumbness you feel or experience after doing something dumb.
I just stared at the computer for 10 minutes thinking of how to start this script plus miserable points.
by Oreo_Guy321 March 11, 2023
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Quarantine cool points

Cool points awarded during a quarantine when a radical t-shirt is purchased. For example, If the shirt reads something funny like "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!" then approx. 888 cool points shall be awarded.
888 Quarantine cool points have been awarded to you my friend because that shirt that says "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!".
by Random Dad May 17, 2020
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A few points shy of a gram

Does that boy got his pants on backwards again?? I know im not the smartest feller in the world but that boy there's a few points shy of a gram..
by 20-EiGhT-g'z March 13, 2021
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