postcation

A portmanteau of "post" and "vacation". In message boards and forums, when a person or group of people who had been posting in a particular thread quite a lot suddenly or slowly stop posting for a period of time, usually with no explanation. During postcations, threadjacking may occur, but is usually crushed by forum moderators.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Hey, I haven't seen MeatMuncher521 in this thread for a while.

NotaNEWb: Oh, yeah, he and ShadowXcool are on postcations.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Awesome! Threadjackin' time!

by Aruscio August 24, 2010

postmature erockulation

n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
.............................

Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.

by Public_ice September 15, 2011

Friendly postman

The act of putting your penis throught the letterbox and masturbating furiously whilst leaning round the door!

oh shit i just got busted doing the friendly postman by my girlfriend. not as embaressing as the time the actual postman caught me!

by xxcrackulaxx October 23, 2010

Portmantmesis

A portmanteau with some tmesis for extra kick.

"I abso-freaking-loved Hot Fuzz!"
"What?"
"It's like abso-loved, but better"
"That's like a portmanteau, but with tmesis. Portmantmesis. I like it."

I'm so sick of Wiki-fucking-pedia.

I was so stressed out I got desti-fucking-nesia at work today. (from Destinesia)

by Simbera October 24, 2008

Postcard

A postcard is a one-way communication you receive from someone via text messaging or instant messaging. The postcarder only cares about delivering their message to you (i.e., their postcard). It is so frustrating to respond back immediately to the postcarder and not get a reply.

I hate when my Mom uses text messaging to send me a postcard. Text messaging is for 2 say conversations. I want to throw the phone when I respond immediately and i get the "Delivered" indication, but she doesn't even "Read" my reply! Ugh!!!

by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

Postmodern Urban Romanticism

A literary and artistic movement in the United States that incorporates elements of second -generation English Romantic literature and philosophy with postmodernist artistic sensibilities. Informed by the social sciences, works in this genre are typically situated against a landscape of urban and psychological decay. Particularly prominent in the midwestern United States.

"It could be argued that many intellectuals who write new formalist verse for poetry slams, or make philosophy memes are incorporating elements of postmodern urban romanticism."

by Clozaril October 6, 2019

posthaste

Despite low lighting and doey-eyed (sic) coruscation dampened by same, the bright spirit that clamors through with a swiftness known only to spawning salmon on a path of destiny known only from inspiration, one making their way to the fur coat locations of a much talked about button only moments after sharing pleasantries of deeply fostered expectations, tempered by mutual self-doubt.

In other, "Where's Shorty?" and "May I?'. Life can wait.

The seemingly fleeting period of time between meeting for the first time and some genital awareness that follows a very, very quick unzip and mutual consent and insertion between loving meat lips that could only be described as posthaste..

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 5, 2019