jurassic pork

A humungously obese woman who plods around and occassionally has her shirt tucked into her dress, exposing the rump.

Who does that jurassic pork think she is fooling eating that Lean Cuisine?

by kombat July 31, 2005

pork bong

See blue-vein

Gemma has had a little too much pork bong today

by dom December 21, 2003

Pork Chops

When a girl has big pussy lips.

yo did your girl let you eat those pork chops?

by homeytheclown November 8, 2010

Pork off

Pork off as a verb means to masturbate to climax, complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen among males.

Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen.

"Oh, you are porking off", said to me by younger brother, when I was masturbating and emitting pre-ejaculate (precum) from my glans penis. I was a few months away from my first, true masturbation to orgasm, with a spectacular ejaculation of semen (cum).

"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly," so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with pork off, cum, semen.

I heard these two expressions about 1964 from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then.

by Thom in DC January 5, 2009

pork candle

the male reproductive appendage.

I fucked her with my pork candle!

by nervegas April 30, 2010

pork hole

a crude term for a womans vagina, or a mans anus. Also if there was a hole in your ham, you could use it in that sense too.

"i love the way your pork hole smells."

by trannykingtuck February 15, 2008

snorkel porking

When an individual dawns a two piece wetsuit, flippers, a sheathed broken piece of glass and a snorkel mask enters a body of salt water with moderate to large pig in arms, the individual proceeds to sodomize said pig while venting its innards into the saltwater with the glass shard, causing pig to lose buoyancy pulling the sodomite and bleeding pig under the surface of the water until climax.

Noun, Verb, Adj.

Noun: "I'd rather be snorkel porking."

Verb: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING BILL!?" "I am snokel porking."

Adjective: "Man thats a snokelporking ride you got there."

by snorkpork November 28, 2010