pooh chute

normally refers to the Bum hole.

I did her up her pooh chute, she loved it...

by Matty Moo June 18, 2006

pooh hammer

term used to describe the penis when an individual engages in anal sex to influence the outcome of a situation.

I wonder how many times Barney Frank has used his pooh hammer to get his way in Washington.

by Bushguy July 29, 2009

pooch pig

Beautiful stomach fat that needs the word pig added to it to make it sound funnier.

Hi pooch pig.

by Mac n cheese March 28, 2014

pooh reading

Selections of various internet articles, Wikipedia posts, top 10 surveys or websites that are read while defecating. May or may not be read on a smart phone or tablet.

Top 10 Latina Bikini models? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading.

North Korea actually has food? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading!

by BIGGROBBMIXES December 27, 2014

Poochkie

Describes a person who is cute and adorable and can act like a child and an adult at the same time. Has the ability to make someones insides melt. Beware!

She's such a poochkie

by Told ya so rachel September 17, 2017

Walk-A-Pooh

The act of a Canine taking a shit and continuing to walk instead of the simple, one pile squat. The dog in question will slowly meander while pinching off loaves to which scientists still have no answer as to why.

"Hey man what the hell is wrong with your dog?" "Oh him... he is just a Walk-A-Pooh." Then ironically I have to dawn my plastic glove of shame and follow the trail of shit to an eager and freshly relieved slobber goblin who cannot wait to play ball!

by HTH-Utah October 22, 2010

screwed the pooch

what white people say when they fuck up

joe : trent, this isnt what i ordered . trent: oh whoopsies i really screwed the pooch.

by pappiihoe March 27, 2017