Poon Sand

The particles of dried female ejaculate left on the bed after sex (usually after long-stroking/pulling out most of the way and slamming it all the way in) that feels like sand.

Damn baby, look at all that poon sand on the bed!

by J.C. Simo October 29, 2011

poon cloud

..when an individual is persuaded in his/her actions or decisions as a direct result of a female he/she is interested in or in a relationship with.

..Behavior changes based on ones interest in a female as a direct result of ensuing tail.

derived from poontang and cloud

Haven't heard from peter in a while, he must be under the poon cloud still.

or

Don't mind him he isn't acting as he should the poon cloud is to thick.

by Adam March 23, 2004

poon pie

a slang word for vagina, etc...

man, i was knee deep in some poon pie last night...

by n30 August 26, 2005

Poon Tang Cocktail

Pussy juice drank from a champagne glass (works best if the pussy juice comes from a geyser)

Mooj loves Poon Tang Cocktails!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Poon Raider

a poon raider is someone who scores an insane amount of poontang. he is very good with girls and is sometimes also refered too as meat wrench. no matter where he is or what the situation, he can get some. a true poonraider will never get maried.

Dude Julian is such a poon raider. no matter where we are there are always girls who want his dick in and around there mouths violently

by poonraider1 July 29, 2010

Poon Handler

Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.

Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!

by aquamongoose December 2, 2009

Poon Salad

A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.

My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.

by Collective minds of man January 4, 2009