A very famous Canadian author, Jason Poolick, mostly known for writing clever poo stories found across the internet.
Hi guys,
Here's a story for you:
Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."
So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.
I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.
We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.
Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.
With Love,
Jason Poolick
Here's a story for you:
Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."
So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.
I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.
We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.
Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.
With Love,
Jason Poolick
by Johnny P Smith August 10, 2006
Get the poolick mug.by Anonymous October 19, 2003
Get the Poopiebutt mug.Related Words
poolie
• Poolies
• conamire poolie
• pookie
• poopie
• pookies
• pookiebear
• poobies
• poodie
• Poofie
by Vanessa:] June 25, 2007
Get the pookied out mug.Hey, after school let's do pookies. It'll be so ill!
Ugh! I think I've been doing too much pookies, for I am now experienceing anal leakage.
Ugh! I think I've been doing too much pookies, for I am now experienceing anal leakage.
by Rhondall April 26, 2011
Get the Pookies mug.by Roy Harrison March 13, 2009
Get the Poopie Shit mug.
Noun: To become ill, but not for an obvious reason. Such as your girlfriend owns your ass, and since you are pissed about that you become "poopie".
Mike: Dude, what is up with Lou?
Patrick: Shit dude, he has been poopie all day about his wife and how she is spanking him about the laundry not being done.
Patrick: Shit dude, he has been poopie all day about his wife and how she is spanking him about the laundry not being done.
by Themastercylinder April 13, 2006
Get the poopie mug.