cooch pooch

A dog acquired for the purpose of attracting the attention of desirable women.

Did you see the pug Tim brought home from the pound last week? Bitch is a real cooch pooch.

by Brolock December 31, 2008

pooche

the sound a vagina makes when you pull out. also used for randomly saying something when nothing else to say.

dude, that sounded like a pooche. (awkward silence) POOCHE!!

by rmzman27 February 21, 2011

Pooch

It's another word for vagina, pussy, minge, wizards sleeve, whispering eye.

I want to poke your pooch with my love sword

Spread your pooch so i can finger you

Your pooch looks and smells like a cauliflower

by Pooch Vegas December 12, 2013

screw the pooch

To engage in intercourse with the family dog.

Boy, Sparky's looking tired today. Mom must have really screwed the pooch last night.

OR

Timmies' got blue balls, so I told him to screw the pooch.

by MonickerBazillion December 4, 2010

poochy

fat lips with a bunch of lip gloss on them.

in selena gomez's Naturally music vid. at the very end, she has some poochy lips

by Steezy Wondor January 14, 2010

pooch-kin

The act of giving a dog a blowjob, while the dog is shitting. But that's not all. The "cleanup" includes eating the shit as well, but not using a plastic bag to be a responsible and eco-friendly pet owner.

We were shocked to see our friend in the park giving little Chuck a "pooch-kin" She should probably get a "pet smear"!!

by $heDcReePS_1502 March 14, 2018

Pooch

A term descended and condensed from the phrase "fucking the dog". Used to describe the act of doing nothing, as well as making a fuck-up occur and the act of departing forthwith.

1. Fuck man it's time we left, let's pooch.
2. You pooched the hell out of it.
3. Did nothing but the pooch today.

by PDR July 19, 2003