Pining

There are two definitions of pining
1. To fuck/engage is sexual intercourse
2. When two people are all over each other.

"Julia and Ryan are pining on the couch."

by JARULE September 17, 2012

Ponging Vag

1. When one devours you with the disgusting odour of their vagina.
2.When a female's genitals send out and unpleasant stench, and their being a possibilty she hasn't washed herself in a while.

Her: Baby i want you to go down on me tonight!
Him: Not with that bloody ponging vag by urself a douche!

by bathion January 16, 2008

poking the tooth

(v) when a person intentionally does something that causes emotional or psychological anguish, such as constantly reading a recent ex's updates on Facebook, or listening to old speeches made by speakers they vehemently disagree with. Phrase is derived from the happenstance of someone having a sore tooth, which they keep purposefully poking at with their tongue, keeping the pain constant, while simultaneously exclaiming "Ow!".

ex 1: I've spent the whole afternoon looking at my ex's photos of her and her new boyfriend at Disneyland. Just poking the tooth, I guess.

ex 2: (person one): "You hate that guy! I've been listening to Rush Limbaugh on the radio for hours today, and it's just been pissing me off!"

(person two): "Why are you poking the tooth like that? Now you'll be in a bad mood all weekend!"

by Scotty Kave October 2, 2009

poping the nugget

when you accidentally shit you're self poping the nugget

you smell like you popped a nugget poping the nugget

by o.g.slav February 12, 2019

Ponging

An individual that smells so bad their scent is left lingering after they have left a room/space.

Girl 1: Cawww that boy was well ponging
Girl 2: Wait are you talking about Murray or am I mistaken

by AmzingPerson347 July 10, 2019

Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016