Duck-ponding

When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.

Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.

by RiHuxley July 31, 2012

duck pond

Slang term for: Vagina

Man, i fucked her duck pond hard last night!

by Betsy November 27, 2003

Duck Pond

Duck Pond is the accumulation of liquids both male and female running down the shaft of the penis over the balls over the asshole that accumulate under a guys ass during sex with a girl on top (cowgirl).

Alyssa was riding me in my roomates bed last night and you should have seen the Duck Pond after we got off the bed. AKA - "the wet spot"

by SaAnything July 20, 2009

duck pond

bustin one in a girls belly button

after pulling out, i made a duck pond on the girl.

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

duck pond simulator

One of strong Bad's computer programs. See: taking_a_break.exe

run "Duck_pond.exe"

Strong Bad

by E. H. Steve June 15, 2003

dirty duck pond

Diarrhea

Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.

by Broncogal September 23, 2016

Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.

Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.

by Berserker December 9, 2004