someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't
like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts
like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet
like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they
will be spared with the revolution comes.
Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to
earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the
internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much
money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).
Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in
2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just
like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.
Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in
Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites
Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I
like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's.
America, baby!
Musk: I bought
Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
