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photography

photography is an art very much like impressionism. You're capturing life as it's happening. A great medium for Creation
of a journal or story. If you're new to photography, especially DSLRs, it's a good idea to take a look at some books from Amazon.com or other large book venders.

http://www.photo-scenix.com has a few good books
on photography.
How, her photography really "pops" I didn't know the sky had that many colors in it!
by Jessica_000 November 3, 2008
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photo bomb

an unexpected person or thing that gets in the way of a photograph being taken
That drunk clown was a real photo bomb, when he got into the wedding photographs that were being taken of the bride and groom!
by T.V. John February 22, 2013
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Photo Ninja

A photo ninja is a person who, rather sneakily, poses in the background of a photo, unknown to the subjects of said photo. Photo ninjas can be anybody, though they typically are the kind who dance with themselves at parties, talk to the corner, engage in no social action, etc. They are nothing like real ninjas, except that they are silent and they deal a fatal blow; that being the ruining of photos everywhere.
Today, the modern photo ninjas is of the Facebook variant, which means that their main goal is to boost their Facebook "pictures of" count. They lie awake at night, sweating, maybe panting, in anticipation of an email telling them that "______ has tagged a photo of you on Facebook". At which point the pump their meaty fists in the air and celebrate this victory. Thus, they focus their beady eyes on the soon to be marked comment space. Pounding the F5 key in hopes of a comment from a hot girl who's photo he ruined.
Such is the eventful life of a Photo Ninja
Girl1 (commenting): OMG we look so fiiiiine!!!1!! I love you!
Girl2 (" "): I knooowww! Hold up, is that richard on the backround?? OMG he is so nasty =O
Richard (" "): Hey girlllzz, like me and my fine threads with you fine-looking ladies. Hot damn we look fine
Girl1 (" "): I think I just threw up

A common Facebook Photo Ninja springs into action...and is shot down
by SpicyyMchaggis May 12, 2008
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photophile

A person who loves photography. They carry a camera on their shoulder wherever they go, and post to photo sharing websites all day. Named after the biological term for an organism that loves light, or functions best in it. Also photophilic, photophilous.
Careful if you hang out with Daniel. You'll end up with a dozen new pictures of yourself on Facebook. He's a total photophile.
by Pandapocalypse August 13, 2011
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photopile

what a pile of shiat that photopile has turned out to be

photopile is almost as lame as inkfrog
by Some TFer February 28, 2004
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photo shopped

Drawing from the popular "PhotoShop" graphic manipulation software, photo shopped refers to a personal style of hiding your flaws and enhancing your assets to make a better-than-life impression.
Conversation between two female baristas in a coffeehouse: "Did she photo shopped herself out?"
by Michael G. Terpstra, Ph.D. August 22, 2006
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photographic evidence posthaste

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.
Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"
by Yams January 16, 2008
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