Pheasant

A game bird that's widely hunted in North America and Europe. Infamous for making a "cackling" sound that pisses off everyone after it wakes them up early in the morning.

Jim : A Pheasant woke me up at 6 AM Today
Bill : Want to go hunting then?

by IsItVladmir January 22, 2020

Pionel Pessi

Pionel Pessi is an Argentine ghost who resides in farmers league's PissG until the next season when he will play soccer with mrbeast

"Pionel pessi is heading to inter miami where he gets to play soccer with lil pump."
"and they said ronaldo was finished."

by pessiismyidol July 2, 2023

Crotch Pheasant

An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid

Hey beautiful, what's your name?

Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?

by Bee's Knees! July 5, 2010

Negative Press

A difficult, extremely kinky sex move most commonly used in DD/lg and BDSM circles. It uses negative pressure (i.e., pulling/sucking) on a substance to produce a pleasurable sensation on its vessel, typically the rectum. The term pressure is shortened to "press" as a play on the words "coffee press" because the practice is most commonly associated with use of the liquid "covfefe", which is similar to coffee. The use of whole, unfiltered coffee grounds in covfefe provides an exfoliation effect as well as blood vessel dilation due to the caffeine. This results in a sort of seizure-like state for the recipient, in which it is difficult to do tasks such as compose a tweet or run a world power. To increase the intensity it may be done constantly, but this is difficult for any but the most experienced practitioners to withstand without suffering permanent brain damage.

An anthropomorphic take on the phenomena is featured in the book Pounded in the Butt by Covfefe, available as an e-book on Amazon, by two-time Hugo award finalist Chuck Tingle.

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

by bloopyblip June 2, 2017

Pressert

Dessert you have before a meal

Eating icecream for pressert always gives me froobs

by JoshuR July 14, 2010

PESSI

PESSI

PIONEL PENDRES PESSI IS KNOWN AS A FINISHED FARMER AND NEEDS TAP INS AND EIBAR TO HELP HIM HES NOTHING WITHOUT XAVI AND INIESTA HES ALSO KNOWN FOR ROBBING BALLONDORS AND MISSING PENS.

by PESSI EIBAR ROBBING PENALTY May 19, 2022

Pessi

Pessi refers to the the argentinian dwarf who is also known as the ghost of paris 👻👻👻👻. He recently made a move to the burger league with last place inter mcdonalds after failing to score more than 6 goals a season at pissG. Missing penalties during the day and stealing ballon d'ors during the night is his passion and also ghosting matches in spectacular fashion.

Friend: "wow, pessi missed another penalty!! I wonder how he's PR is gonna hide this one"

Me: "He must have ghosted the whole game too"

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*Foggy night a day before the ballon d'or awards*

*Pessi is heard ghosting down the street*

*He is seen entering Gianni Infantino's house 😳😳*

Pessi: "Give me penalty, give me penalty!!! Or i will ghost again"

*Gobble, Gobble, Gobble*

*The next day*

Ballon d'or host: "The winner is Pessi!!"

Music: "OH PENALTY, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, MY NAME'S PESSI, AND I NEED SOMETHING TO RELY ON, SO TELL ME WHEN, YOU GONNA LET ME WIN"

by Pessi👻👻 July 20, 2023