perkle

a penis fart; air escaping from the penis resulting in a fart like sound.

hey rebecca, did you hear my loud perkle?

by sensualchocolate February 18, 2010

Perks

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

by Haley December 28, 2005

Perkulator

A person who dedicates their spare time finding 80 y/o women with saggy breasts. Once they have their subject, they attempt to perk their breasts. In doing so, the women die due to a bubble in the subjects' blood.

Did you hear Perkulator struck again last night?

by ouston February 9, 2015

Mister Perkins

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty

Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.

by Mason November 30, 2004

perkaktanation

The act of talking nonsense while inebriated.

I was forced to listen to my father in law's never-ending perkaktanation.

by hounddawg July 29, 2009

Perky

1. adj :When something (mainly anything you consume) is good or tasty
2 adj: when someone takes a Percocet and it affects their behavior

1. Aye bruh, this sh*t perky cuh.
2. Im a lil perky rn i cant lie.

by Pushyshinobii March 19, 2023

terminally perky

the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!

the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!

streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"

you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!

shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!

by michael foolsley March 27, 2012