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Public Displays of Perfection

plural noun: Also known as PDP, Public Displays of Perfection can ecompass a variety of acts put on by people to show others how superior they are to those around them. PDP range from "My Child Is An Honor Student At Kiss-My-Ass-You-Know-I'm-Better-Than-You PreSchool" bumper stickers placed on outlandishly-expensive, over-sized gas-guzzling SUVs, to trophy wives with ridiculously giant breast implants, not-of-this-world-colored blond hair, thousand-dollar extensions, spray tans, and stick-figure-thin arms dripping with jewelry, the value of which equals the gross national product of some nations, strapped to the sides of men who they never would look twice at except for the fact that they own three homes, a yacht, and several race horses.

Public Displays of Perfection can also be as simple as a woman primping herself in her rearview mirror, tossing her hair around, and purposefully holding up traffic so everyone around her can take in how absolutely gorgeous both she, her vehicle, and her yappy little lap dog are.

Men are known to succumb to PDP even without trophy wives. This usually happens in places such as gyms or other venues where groups of men gather and find themselves shamelessly flexing and posing as though they are about to be crowned the next Mr. Universe.

Men seem to use expensive sports cars for their Public Displays of Perfection, not realizing that women could give a fuck what they drive and actually find these PDP quite juvenile.
Did you see that guy with the Corvette and the chick with the boob job? What a couple sad Public Displays of Perfection!
by SopranoNurse March 2, 2011
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Perfecto Skankin'

The art form of which resides at most ska shows, such as ones not many people go to. You kick up yuor right foot then your left, alternatying as though you are running in place. As you do this, your left arm goes up when your right foot comes up, and respectively with the other foot. A perfect skank is also one that you may find at a more face paced ska show. Usually takes years to perfect.
HOLY SHIT DUDE!
What?
That guy is skanking it up man! It's glorious!
Yea, thats Bobby. He's perfecto skankin' it.
by Skippy McSkankit October 6, 2006
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Perfection

Perfection is, broadly, a state of completeness and flawlessness, a quality, trait, or feature of the highest degree of excellence.
''Her face was flawless, she had achieved perfection.''

''Well they are defiantly an Alexander Johns.''
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That girl is perfection. That must be Destinee
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Your flaws and imperfections add up to the most beautifully amazing person ever
Ikia is pure perfection, just like darlis and Kelly.
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