When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
Get the You could screw up a chinese parademug. A parade usually held during the day, whether it's the Macy's parade in New York or a smaller parade in another city or town. There's a reason the parades have already been successful throught the years they have held them without having to change their scheduleThe , people can already see the floats without having to waste a ton of money to light them up, and they can see the bands and people walking during the day, so it makes sense the parades have always been held during the daytime. A New Years celebration is held at night because the focal point pf the parade is a lit ball, peach, or other object on a building, instead of down on the street with the crowd, so it makes sense for a New Years celebration to be held at night, and not a Thanksgiving parade.
The girl wanted to take the Thanksgiving parade in it's current form from the people who had always known it the way it was, along with many other things. That was the reason (essentially no reason but to be inflammatory and piss everybody off) she wanted the parade, or street signs, or other things they loved about their town the way they were to change to something they didn't recognize.
by Solid Mantis February 8, 2021
Get the Thanksgiving parademug. The opposite of Parade of Homes which features elegant homes. Homes and Apartments that are run down, trashy, or have very few amenities.
I look at a place in town, It should be considered a parade of dumps with all of the bugs and things left in the hallway.
by jondich January 1, 2023
Get the Parade of Dumpsmug. Parade bae is a term meaning your life partner that your will fuck on a daily, kiss and cuddle and make babies with
by ~UnknownblackQueen March 14, 2020
Get the parade baemug. A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)
Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.
Person one: thankyou fellow human.
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.
Person one: thankyou fellow human.
by Jamietfan October 14, 2020
Get the The bright parademug. When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.
by braeez September 15, 2023
Get the cholo parademug. After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.
by GSBJim February 8, 2018
Get the parade envymug.