by Jeri B. December 12, 2009
Get the Palinectomy mug.1. John McCain's running mate on the Republican Ticket for the 2008 United States Presidential Election.
2. A compulsive liar.
3. Someone grossly unqualified for a position they are seeking.
2. A compulsive liar.
3. Someone grossly unqualified for a position they are seeking.
1. Sarah Palin: *answers phone* Hello?
John McCain: Is this Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin: Yes.
John McCain: This is John McCain, I was...
Sarah Palin: Wait, who?
John McCain: I'm running for President...of your party? We met once last year?
Sarah Palin: Oh
2. Sarah Palin: I was for the Bridge to Nowhere, and earmarks, and Obama's energy policies, before I was against them.
3. ...
John McCain: Is this Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin: Yes.
John McCain: This is John McCain, I was...
Sarah Palin: Wait, who?
John McCain: I'm running for President...of your party? We met once last year?
Sarah Palin: Oh
2. Sarah Palin: I was for the Bridge to Nowhere, and earmarks, and Obama's energy policies, before I was against them.
3. ...
by Alex Will November 2, 2008
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by Kenthar July 23, 2003
Get the palindrome mug.Spawned February 11, 1964 when God himself came to earth and farted. This event is also known as the Immaculate Misconception.
Under orders from God, or possibly other voices, Sarah Palin has been spreading Immaculate Misconceptions throughout the world.
Under orders from God, or possibly other voices, Sarah Palin has been spreading Immaculate Misconceptions throughout the world.
Sarah Palin's Immaculate Misconceptions include but are not limited to:
Claims that she is competent.
Claims that she is not corrupt.
Claims that she can see Russia from her backyard.
Claims that she reads the newspaper, and can, in fact read.
Claims that she can spot the US on a world map.
Claims that she could actually boost Dave Letterman's ratings.
The idea that she belongs on any TV program, besides Intervention.
Her children.
Claims that she is competent.
Claims that she is not corrupt.
Claims that she can see Russia from her backyard.
Claims that she reads the newspaper, and can, in fact read.
Claims that she can spot the US on a world map.
Claims that she could actually boost Dave Letterman's ratings.
The idea that she belongs on any TV program, besides Intervention.
Her children.
by theconcernedcitizen June 19, 2009
Get the Sarah Palin mug.Pitbull in lipstick and a tight skirt! Sexy Showtime librarian lookalike and already a certified Republican truthteller...otherwise known as a BIG Liar.Yea Sarah how bout that bridge to nowhere...said "No Thanks"????Congress killed it but you still took the money...didn't ya sweetie?
Governor of the state of Alaska which has the highest taxes, most welfare recipients and the highest percentage of rape and incest. Go Moose!!!!
Governor of the state of Alaska which has the highest taxes, most welfare recipients and the highest percentage of rape and incest. Go Moose!!!!
Sarah Palin is to the vice presidency what STD's and unwanted pregnancies are ...PREVENTABLE!
VOTE OBAMA/BIDEN '08
VOTE OBAMA/BIDEN '08
by Brainegal October 26, 2008
Get the Sarah Palin mug.To present yourself as ready for a job, only to be exposed early on as a talentless uneducated wackjob with charm.
"Oh man I got Palined by this idiot contractor big time. They couldn't even keep the paint off the woodwork let alone hang the wallpaper straight."
by THE DAVAD October 29, 2008
Get the Palined mug.The name for Sarah Palin's specialized skill of shooting ping-pong balls from her vagina at high rates of speed with incredible accuracy.
by chunnel January 16, 2009
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