post concert depression 

the feeling of ultimate sadness of going to a concert and not knowing what to do with yourself after because life feels so empty when ur not looking forward to that consent

“why’s ariella so sad”

“bro u didn’t heard? she went to a harry styles concert last night and she’s having really bad post concert depression”
“o shit”

post concert depression by a r i e l l a 😌💞🤑🥶 December 14, 2019

Post Vax Horny 

The COVID Vaccine side-effect that results in a highly elevated sex drive.

Ray: Hey man how are you feeling after getting the vaccine?

Mike: Feeling pretty good bro, I’ve been harder than a diamond in an ice storm...I’ve got the Post Vax Horny.

Post Vax Horny by TheCap419 April 24, 2021

post-adastra depression 

The empty feeling you’re left with after finishing the Furry Visual Novel; Adastra

It’s been weeks since I’ve finished the game and I’m still suffering from post-adastra depression

post-adastra depression by DylanDiablo December 7, 2022

fed posting 

Anything posted online that shows conspiring or premeditated planning of criminal activity.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Federal Government “Feds” in a criminal prosecution case.

Hey bro, let’s go to D.C. and waste all the Politicians. Yo! Stop fed posting, we don’t want a knock at the door comes by an alphabet agency.

fed posting by Blueiceman January 7, 2021

Post Nut Depression 

A feeling that is complex and mystifying.You never know why it happens but it does.

Mom: Are you ok son?
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.

Post Nut Depression by Macaroni and Cheese Bitch October 27, 2019

postamory 

noun

From post (after) and amory (love), postamory is the state or practice of having no further romantic relationships due to poor history with relationships.

I've had it! Every relationship I've been in has been a total disaster! Forget polyamory . . . I'm postamory!

postamory by Max C. Webster, III April 7, 2010

Post nut clarity 

Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.

Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.

I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.

Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?

Post nut clarity by GurtCobain May 20, 2020