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Phil Martelli

Greatest College basketball coach in the universe.
Ranked #1 by the interuniversal college basketball association.
26 years coaching Team Milky Way Galaxy winning every Universe Championship.

Spent 15 years raised by wolves, learning basketball amongst the Mongolian Monks. He has greater influence than many people, including that of the late great Jesus Christ. It is rumored that the basketball trick of walking on water was passed through this line of tutalege, for intermural games in the rain ONLY at Dermond field in Drexel Hill (the place of worship)


Father Figure to such basketball greats as: Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, Wilt Chamberlin, John Stockton, Tyrone Hill, Phil Martelli Jr., Phil Martelli III, the artist formerly known as Phil Martelli, and Phil Martelli V (IV and Phil did not have good relations). Also famous Hispanic Baller Phillipe El Nino Martellinio. From glorious Drexel Hill Pennsylvania, where his influence has been felt in basketball hot spots such as Saint Bernadette's Gym/Lunchroom and Dermond Field.

He is now Supreme ruler of Drexel Hill and his power lies outside of the jurisdiction of the United States government.

He now coach Saint Joes Basketball.
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Phil Collen

Current lead guitarist of Def Leppard. Phil joined the band when Pete Willis left during the Pyromania era.
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Phil Valente

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.
Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.
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Phil Rizzuto

a. The Scooter
b. The coiner of the phrase: Holy Cow
c. Short italian dude always giving shout outs to the guiny nephews and nieces of every mafioso in Jersey.
Holy Cow! Congratulations to Vito and Maria Dagastino in Secaucus on their marriage last Saturday.
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Phil Donahue

Don't get all Phil Donahue on me
by Eberhart December 8, 2004
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phil mccarthy

Some kid with emo hair that wears tight shirts and trendy jeans, he gets pissed easily and likes to wear scarffs.
by xxcrowzxx February 21, 2005
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phil ceconi

Drummer from We Say Goodbye, The Misadventures, The Van Buren Boys, and Glencoe Stop. Guitarist for Morey, Anti-Social Brigade, No Though Required.

His style is undeniable, women want him, men want to BE him. Children on playgrounds fight over who gets to be Phil. Fathers warn their children to not speak his name.
Student: Phil can you teach me how to be you.
Phil: It's going to take a while
Student: Deal. Anything to be Phil Ceconi.
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