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Harry Potter that Ho

When you are doing a ho from behind magnificently and just as you are about to cum, you spin that bitch 'round, jizz in her eye and yell "EXPELLIARMUS," thereby disarming her.
After I harry potter that ho, she wont be able to open her eye for like an hour. Richard Dawkins will be so proud.
by baddkitymypotpie July 12, 2009
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Post-Potter Depression

When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.

Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.

It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.
The five stages of Post-Potter Depression

Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"

Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"

Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)

Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!

Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"

(then back to Denial)
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Paterno

"Hey, I just saw a kid being raped. Should we call the police."
"No way, dude. We've got Paterno this, or else it might splash back on us."
by Nittany Lyin' November 8, 2011
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Harry potter (the person)

A boy who saves the world from the dark lord aka voldamort who then later marry his best friends sister,you can identify him bye a lighting scare given to him by the dark lord and messy black hair with green eye like his mothers (he hears this all the time), and round glasses.His parents are dead.
Who is harry potter (the person) ?He is the boy who lived!Messy hair,green eyes,kills the dark lord.Yeah.
by cheriemakesthingsup November 23, 2010
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Paterson

The City of Paterson, located on the Passaic River in New Jersey was once one of the mightiest industrial cities of the United States. It has a rich history as the Nation's first planned industrial city, as well as containing some of the country's oldest textile mills and businesses.

In 1792, Alexander Hamilton formed an investment group called the Society of Useful Manufactures (the "SUM") whose funds would be used to develop a planned industrial city in the United States that was later to become Paterson. Hamilton believed that the United States needed to reduce its dependence on foreign goods and should instead develop its own industries.

The industries developed in Paterson were powered by the 77-foot high Great Falls of the Passaic, and a system of water raceways that harnessed the power of the falls. The district originally included dozens of mill buildings and other manufacturing structures associated with the textile industry and later, the firearms, silk, and railroad locomotive manufacturing industries. In the latter half of the 1800's, silk production became the dominant industry and formed the basis of Paterson's most prosperous period, earning it the nickname "Silk City." Paterson was also the site of historic labor unrest that focused on anti-child labor legislation, safety in the workplace, a minimum wage, and reasonable working hours.
Royce: yo whats really good Justin?!?! When we goin down to Silk City?

Justin: Silk City?! Where is that?

Royce: PATERSON MA DUDE

Justin: Paterson? oh aight then trillz.
by Royds May 4, 2006
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harry potter scar

a scar on your forehead that hurts when mean people come towards you
*mean person walks over*
me: ahhhhh my harry potter scar is stinging like a bitch
by tom geyton July 31, 2007
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pattronize

verb; “to humor one’s Twilight-obsessed friends” who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.
"Do you really like Robert Pattinson?"
"No, but I have to pattronize Natalie"
by divine intervention. December 23, 2008
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