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parade bae

Parade bae is a term meaning your life partner that your will fuck on a daily, kiss and cuddle and make babies with
“Her Jeremiah have you made her your parade bae yet”

Jeremiah: “no not yet but soon”
by ~UnknownblackQueen March 14, 2020
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The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)
Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.
by Jamietfan October 14, 2020
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parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.
After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.
by GSBJim February 8, 2018
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cholo parade

When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.
"Hey Rick, there's a massive cholo parade all up and down North Avenue. Is it Mexican New Year?"
by braeez September 15, 2023
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wap parade

Like when people showing off their genitalia and asses to each other in a group face to face, on cam (zoom calls, cam rooms etc. They also share pictures in a group hosted by the admin like their desperate for sex or cybersex virtually.
It’s what we call setting up a wap parade to attract other people.
by A7677 August 9, 2021
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P.O.S. Parade

Also known as a Piece of SHIT Parade!

A P.OS. Parade is when you are trying to leave a specific location: your driveway, parking lot, workplace, etc. But a long ass line of cars coming from both directions refuses to let you go. In a parade like fashion, but If you try and signal they either ignore you or flip you off. This usually leads to the drivers behind you thinking you are purposely holding up traffic and will honk at you, becoming hostile.

This is usually seen in areas where drivers "know a shortcut", usually in straight through neighborhoods or roadways with lots of congestion. Can and will cause aggravation amongst drivers just trying to get from point A to point B. Commonly found on the East Coast!
Dude, where are you??? Caitlyn's birthday party started 20 mins ago!

Sorry, I've been trying to leave the Walmart parking lot for the past 45 mins in a P.O.S. Parade!! Nobody is letting me go! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!
by tigglywigglesdahomie September 5, 2025
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Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.
Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.
by Steev3d October 2, 2014
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