Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021

Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.

Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth

by Mattj June 29, 2014

squritin' granny

A woman of 65+ that has so much cum in her is squirts out. Often looks like a whitewater fountain.

Yo dog, I just had sex with this old chick and I cummed so much, she became a squritin' granny.

by Chilledcupcake August 27, 2016

granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020

grannie style

A more effective way to shoot free throws than the way Andre Drummondd shots them.

Andre Drummondd should try grannie style.

by Doitbetter September 24, 2016

Granny Dick

When you ask your grandma to sew your dick to your homies dick.

Jamie: Hey check it out me and Lucas got Granny Dick
Lucas: Fucken oath

by [bj] NickGurr September 25, 2019

Granny Milkshake

a granny milkshake is what you get when you take your grandmother who has been cremated, and mix her ash with milk and ice cream. Blend it up and there you go.

What do you want for dessert, Tyler?
I want a Thicccc Granny milkshake

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020