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Nut Hand

The hand that you use for masturbating.
Chris: I use my left hand as my nut hand, even though I'm a righty.
Brett: Weirdo. I'm righty and my right hand is my nut hand.
Bri: I can use either hand as a nut hand.
Sarah: I don't have a nut hand.
Ashley: STFU.
by Associate in Charge March 20, 2014
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Suicide Nut

Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.
(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)
by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019
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sock it to the nuts

The act of sliding your penis in a girl's vagina until your testicles touch her pubic region. Completely covering your penis. Much like pulling a sock over one's foot.
Yeah that girl I took home last night let me sock it to the nuts.
by Ghost Face Scribbla November 25, 2007
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Quantum Nut

The act of a man reaching climax without any sensory stimulus. Quantum Nutting usually occurs whilst flaccid and requires extraordinary willpower.
"Whenever I think about someone smaller than me falling over, I am able to achieve the Quantum Nut"
by Gamer God August 26, 2019
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nut time

The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.
Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!
by fruit.juice May 16, 2015
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nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.
I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.
by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016
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Nut shelled

Rihanna- omg did u see her story on Snapchat

Hannah- yeh bro she’s so nut shelled
Nut shelled/ looking fucked or ugly
by Tehlia April 13, 2019
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