A Nooky Number is the times that you've, well, done the Nooky, aka the dirty deed. And not counting how many times you've done it total, but rather your nooky number is how many people you've had sex with. Good advice: Men don't wanna know your nooky number past ten. Bad advice: thinking a nooky number past one hundred will get you laid cuz you have "experience"
Katy: So, what's your nooky number??
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!
Patrick: oh, i've been around the block a couple times... Gotta say it's about twelve or so.
Katy: Oh that's so cuteee! That was totally what mine was a couple months back, and then it totally doubled!
by Charlotte Asmodeaus June 04, 2009
by John B32 August 22, 2017
Another word for poop
by Anonymous person..... March 13, 2018
To sneak off to the bathroom pretending to relieve yourself, but instead, using the private time to send text messages to your secret lover on your cell phone.
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by Usurperrh March 06, 2003
when ya call ya bro like sup nigga wann play som battle vs chess but its actually your wife your callin so shes like whata hell y aint u at ya job
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