Nixon Jose

A teenage boy that is actually a girl in disguise. He likes the company of older men and is a nonstop talking little miscreant.

NIXON JOSE KEEP QUIET!

by Juicelicker May 2, 2011

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Nixon Sweep

When you are getting ready to travel and make one last lap of the house/hotel room to ensure that nothing important is left behind/left powered on.

Couple returns home from travel...

W: I can't believe I left my pajamas in the hotel room.

M: You should have done a Nixon Sweep....

by Boostedgolf July 13, 2016

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Of or in the likeness of Richard Nixon, the 37th president of the United States. Some women purport to be Nixony in appearance upon waking up, as overnight fluid retention plagues them. Some men dispute this assertion. These women have usually studied aesthetic theory for years, most of these men did not. Aesthetic philosophy very tangentially relates to knowledge of the human form and face but stipulating to their having studied it lends these women ethos nonetheless. Furthermore, such women are awarded points for intellectual snobbery, and ostentation suits them well. In summation verbose philosophy type women are very often correct, and Nixony when they awake.

Baby, you command such attention in the morning with your Nixony gaze. I would never impeach you from being my fuck buddy.

by Verbosephilosophytypestudentme March 28, 2017

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