Nefarious

A qussy ass pubstar that wont link **dodge**

Hey nefarious link nah bro I’m good

by Awuauau October 30, 2017

Nearly Not A Virgin

When you ain't a virgin but you ain't a lad either. Your at a tragic point in your life where you have many times nearly lost your V-card but due to your awkwardness and lack of chat you failed to get some.

Person 1: Hey ain't see you in a while, you still a virgin?
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin

by BigWez June 8, 2018

Neara

A relationship between Ceara Plourde (instagram icon) and Noah Schnapp (actor)

Ceara + Noah = Neara

by Oofgetdepressed August 8, 2018

NEAR DEATH

Pounding headache really soar throat sharp Chest pains.

I am near death.

by Dr.annderrssonnnn December 4, 2018

Nejira

Nejira is usually blond short girl with huge ass. Smokes weed like Bob Marley. Prefers vanilla over chocolate.

Oh man.. Have you seen the joint I've left here?
Bro Nejira smoked that

by plavooka_mackica January 31, 2019

Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).

Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.

by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019