needledick

a small thin dick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin

by j.s. June 7, 2004

citation needed

One of the Wikipedia's most used phrases. Means that the wikipedian who wrote something before it, could be putting his/her own point of view or even lying.

Mourinho is going to be a manager for England national soccer team. (citation needed)

by abdullais4u January 4, 2008

nedley

nedley is the one of the most wonderful people you will ever meet, they will turn you're world upside down and you won't be able to stop thinking about them. They are funny, beautiful and amazingly talented at anything they try.

omg yeah total nedley!

by 123abc987zyx456def November 26, 2010

on pins and needles

waiting for something very anxiously.

I was on pins and needles when I was waiting to go to Disneyworld.

by Mian Hu January 11, 2009

Fart Needles

The pain when you fart and it stings real bad.

(Tom) What's wrong with you? (Bob) I got the fart needles again.

by Tahiti Slim March 30, 2015

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

1 man 2 needles

1 man 2 needles

A video continuing from the internet shock sites (such as 1 man 1 jar and 2 girls 1 cup) which involves 1 man sticking 2 needles in his scrotum.

This video is no longer available but if you research 1 man 2 needles you will find a man who has injected silicone into his balls for 6 years and his balls are the size of coconuts.

I have heard about the original 1 man 2 needles video but I can't watch it as it's no longer available.

by Prostate Exam May 28, 2014