tummy mustard

Ejaculating a weeks worth of semen onto a females stomach upon climax.
( A weeks worth of ejaculate has the same color and texture of a light deli mustard.)

Grimace shot tummy mustard all over the polish prostitute.

by Tummy mustard September 14, 2018

Fuck Mustard

A description of several-day-old semen residue found typically in a male’s unwashed boxers; sometimes found on toilet rims, walls, the ceiling; always found on farm animals

“As you can see, this involuntary celibate atheist weeabu hasn’t left his basement unit in 42 years, made evident by a 10x7 inch mound of moderately radioactive, dandruffy fuck mustard. God may be all-loving and powerful, but he for sure fucked up when he made this guy.”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

honey mustard

greassy sweat that builds between your nut sack and your thigh.

hey dude smell my honey mustard. yummy!

by Master Bytr October 10, 2004

Mustard

Something that makes you loose the game.

1: "Hey guess what?"
2: "What?"
1: "Mustard."
2: "Damn, I lost the game."

by MustardMakesYouLoseTheGame November 30, 2010

monkey mustard

when some one is talking shite, you say this phraise. it works, trust

1) sorry mate your talking crap, its all monkey mustard to me

2) your tlking monkey mustard

by nink, gandalf, and razor September 4, 2004

Butt Mustard

A fart that seeps out a little bit of liquid. Similar to a shart, but much less solid. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking.

When I farted, I thought it was okay, but then I felt the butt mustard squishing between my cheeks.

by stanleyroper July 15, 2005

Mustard

An anorexic's favorite condiment.

Carla: Ehmahgawd Tina, I just discovered a new low calorie snack- mustard on paper. It has like three calories.

Tina: Rock on, Carla. That is totally hawt!

by TrickyPickle September 15, 2016