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mumble bum

Basically a mumbly sort of bum. A derogatory term for someone who does not pronounce their words effectively.
I can't figure out if I ordered a ticket to France or am going to dine on a pair of pants as the travel agent was a mumble bum.
by Rob Mercer January 21, 2006
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Marble Madness

When one person places marbles into the anal cavity of another person while they are asleep. When the person next moves a bowel the marbles come with it and the person is rendered mad wondering where the marbles came from.
I got Jimmy with Marble Madness last night. Then this morning he was admitted to psychiatric therapy.
by David Tilley December 28, 2007
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marble pusher

A gay sex act in which one pushes his testicles into the other's mouth.
David was tired of listening to Alex talk so he became a marble pusher temporarily.
by Bjorn the Unicorn February 4, 2009
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Post Mumble

A Mumble/laugh that is a repetition of the word or phrase that was just said beforehand. this is usually done by a nerd or a dork.
That nerd freaks me out. He just post mumbled. What a weirdo
by Danny123456781992 November 2, 2008
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Ass Mumbles

Simply put: smallish flatulence just before taking a shit.
Honey, get out of the bathroom, now. I've got the ass mumbles and she's gonna blow.
by The Mumbling Manchildren February 8, 2010
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Murtle

To fart out of one's penis.
My girlfriend sneezed while giving me a BJ and I let out a huge murtle.
by Mike the G December 28, 2005
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Mumble Jumble Woo

The annoying and infuriating word posts that abuse other races or religions.

The posters of these words alienate a number of persons of the insulted race or religion, and therefore triggering a mass number of opposing new posts.

This process continues perpetually, at each time consuming more people until nearly thousands of users are posting, enraged by as little as one miniscule post.

The process is exhausting, yet practically stupid. Most users involved in this war of words, are unaware that it was probably started by a fool with nothing better to do than to degrade other races or religion.
1. Americans Watch too much FOX.

2. The British Drink too much tea.

3. Australians have too much native wildlife.

(Note: I do not support any racial conflict, these are just examples)
by Sushi December 30, 2004
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